Latest AWOL George story confirms it! Unfit to serve!
The amazing Paul Lukasiak, at the AWOL Project, on what PTI-961 means:
"In other words, despite the fact that Bush had almost eight months left on his six year Military Service Obligation at the time, Texas Air National Guard officers were signaling that Bush was essentially worthless to the Air Force, and should not even be retained in the “Ready Reserves” for call up in the event of a national emergency."
Why, worthless just sounds harsh; he really sounds like a pretty fun guy:
Memories of George W. Bush, Crazy in Alabama, 1972
George walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. There must be thousands of dollars in it. Asks, "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, pay $10 and, if you pass 3 tests, you get all the money."
He isn't going to pass this up. What are the 3 tests? "Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules." So he gives him $10 and the bartender drops it in the jar.
"OK," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. 1st, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila... the whole thing, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it."
"2nd, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands."
"3rd, there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
George is stunned. "I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm not an idiot! Hell no! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts...!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "But your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and W has a few drinks, then a few more, he finally asks "Wherez zattuhKEElah?!?" He grabs the bottle with both hands and downs it with a few big gulps. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon all the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then... silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, W staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large, bloody scratches all over his body. "Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
"In other words, despite the fact that Bush had almost eight months left on his six year Military Service Obligation at the time, Texas Air National Guard officers were signaling that Bush was essentially worthless to the Air Force, and should not even be retained in the “Ready Reserves” for call up in the event of a national emergency."
Why, worthless just sounds harsh; he really sounds like a pretty fun guy:
Memories of George W. Bush, Crazy in Alabama, 1972
George walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. There must be thousands of dollars in it. Asks, "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, pay $10 and, if you pass 3 tests, you get all the money."
He isn't going to pass this up. What are the 3 tests? "Pay first," says the bartender. "Those are the rules." So he gives him $10 and the bartender drops it in the jar.
"OK," the bartender says, "Here's what you need to do. 1st, you have to drink that entire bottle of pepper tequila... the whole thing, all at once... and you can't make a face while doing it."
"2nd, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands."
"3rd, there's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
George is stunned. "I know I paid my 10 bucks, but I'm not an idiot! Hell no! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts...!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "But your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and W has a few drinks, then a few more, he finally asks "Wherez zattuhKEElah?!?" He grabs the bottle with both hands and downs it with a few big gulps. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon all the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then... silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, W staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large, bloody scratches all over his body. "Now," he says, "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
-- Jeff at
2:55 PM
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BWAA HAA HAA HAA!!! This was a "spit coffee all over the monitor" moment for me. Hilarious! Just fucking hilarious!
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Jill, at 3:46 PM
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