I am the EGG MAN!

Dana's folding laundry in the bedroom. From the den comes this sound:

Tap tap tap... crack! followed by Jackson, "Hee hee hee hee!"

He's cracking eggs on the couch. Sofa omelet, anyone?

UPDATE: Also, just today, Jackson brought in the backyard trashcan and started emptying it on the living room floor. Must've had a shopvac demonstration planned.